Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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