is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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