Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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