yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm đđ»đ
We are so blessed
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
You stocked up?
No actually didnât get a chance. If you wouldnât mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson thatâd be nice
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