I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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