:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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