I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
