god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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