my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
