p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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