my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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