then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
God, I missed his penis.
Randomize
