This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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