So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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