Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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