i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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