i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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