My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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