Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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