there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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