He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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