we have pet lesbian snakes
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
birth control should be required to get into college
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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