This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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