what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
is it fun? or sober?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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