you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
wow bdsm is so cute
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