butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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