I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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