Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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