Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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