I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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