I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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