Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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