Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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