I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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