so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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