she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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