S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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