Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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