How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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