Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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