yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
4 words: hood of his car
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Someone shattered a urinal.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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