i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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