People with herpes should wear stickers.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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