If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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