I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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