Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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