Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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