your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I think I just sharted jello shots
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