'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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