i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Dear god my vagina.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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