But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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