Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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